disdickovereverything:

Prophet

(via humorking)

alrightanakin:

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

(via ugly)

spooky-di-angelato:

when ur friend is watching one of ur fav tv shows but u dont wanna give away any spoilers 

(via mainstreamcatholicism)

catnippackets:

me, at a department store: *sees some bath towels* hm I wonder how soft they are

me: *touches the bath towels*

me: *immediately has sudden desire to get married and move in to a nice house with my wife and buy domestic items like bath towels and soap dispensers and bedsheets to decorate my house that I will cook and do taxes in*

me: *lets go of the towels*

domestic feelings: *slowly slip away*

me:

(via mainstreamcatholicism)

whereshadowsmakeshadows:

What are you supposed to do? Like in general?

(via may)

(via hijerking)

thatsthat24:

Omg you guys.

(Source: thecommonchick.com, via spongebobssquarepants)

smackarie:

my child

(via ameliastardust)

oneoakdutch:

baewxlf:

When your car breaks down and a kind stranger helps out. In more ways than one.

wuuuut LMFAOOO!

(via asian)